• No horses where harmed in the the production of this site.
• The Glue that is holding it together is entirely synthetic.

We do however use a number of hamsters or small furry animals to run the generator. They toil around the clock to keep the engines powered and the systems running, they really should know better and go home to their families but we do appreciate their input and support.

No persons or furry animals should read, view or take anything from this site as the content and purpose of it’s being is entirely for my personal satisfaction. All characters appearing on this site are impersonations and are likely to be done badly.

This site could be seen as the central hub and repository of all that is pirated on the internet and in the world, in the sense that it has a copy of everything that is real but totally ignores the unrealistic things of compressed audio rythms known as mp3. We also beleive that renting an IP is cause to be sued for piracy like having acess to a postbox makes you guilty of sending anthrax.

We also beleive that a slow trickle being called a torrent is a contradiction and an iPod for eMusic is a conundrum.

Actually I just had to write the word conundrum (twice).

Some thoughts to ponder;

• The best things in life aren’t… things.
• Don’t get mad, get even… madder.
• Meetings are when the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.