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Excessive use of the word ‘update’

To check for updates, you must first install an update for Windows Update. Your automatic updating settings will not change. To install the update, Windows Update will automatically close and re-open.

Need I say more?

Windows Update: Install new Windows Update software: To check for updates, you must first install an update for Windows Update. Your automatic updating settings will not change. To install the update, Windows Update will automatically close and re-open.

Pity the button wasn’t labeled ‘Install Update’